150+ Cool Whatsapp Status

Updating Cool Whatsapp Status is now one of the most addicted activity. People shows their feelings and what's happening around them through Whatsapp status. It's quiet tough to find unique and original Whatsapp statuses daily. So to help you, today I am having a large collection of latest Whatsapp status . You can find all type of status here cool, crazy, full of attitude and love, funny and love quotes also.

1. My "last seen at" was just to check
your "last seen at".
2. I will be back before you pronunce
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3. We live in a society were pizza gets to
your house before police.
4. move on...
5. God is really creative , i mean ..just
look at me.
6. Just wanted to say, you are as useless
as "ueue" in a "queue".
7. I want to die peacefully in my sleep
like my grandfather....not screeming
and yelling like his passengers in car.
8. Going for Aerospace Engineering. Meri
future GF ko bohat space milega
9. You know you’re ugly when it comes
to a group picture they hands you the
camera.
10. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once,
never opened.
11. I knew, I was born to be a pessimist.
Because My blood group type is B
Negative
12. If I agreed with you we’d both be
wrong
13. Why is "abbreviation" such a long
word?
14. “You don’t know anything about pain
until you’ve seen your own baby
drowned in a tub… and you definitely
don’t know anything about how to
wash a baby.”
15. Dear Lord, there is a bug in your
software...it's called #Monday, please
fix it
16. When your only tool is a hammer, all
problems start looking like nails
17. My fake plants died because I did not
pretend to water them.
18. The “Night Out” ever…… but I don’t
know why they took me to police
station. Am I Famous??
19. One day I am gonna win….. I can wait
till mah death for it.
20. If you’re talking abt me behind mah
back….. go ahead this is the best angel
to kiss mah ass!
21. I may be wrong.... but I Doubt it!!!
22. Hey there..... be there.
23. typing....
24. Always remember you are
UNIQUE............ just like everybody
else.
25. Gravitation cannot be held responsible
for people falling in love.
26. “And in her smile I see something
more beautiful than the stars.”
27. Falling in love is only half of what I
want. Staying in love with you till
forever is the other.
28. Two souls with but a single thought,
two hearts that beat as one.
29. "I know he's a player, but I want to be
the girl that he hangs up his jersey for
and leaves the game”
30. The last thing i want to do is hurt
you.....but its still on the list;)
31. You don't have to like me....I am not a
facebook status.
32. Knowledge is knowing tomato is a
fruit ....wisdom is not putting is a fruit
salad.
33. I like to take road less
travelled.....helps me to avoid traffic
34. Wow now I'm a graduate.......Now
thermometer is not the only thing that
has degrees widout brains
35. I can see you checking my whatsapp
status.B)
36. There are many things you can't
buy....but still pay for them.
37. Whattsapp status is loading
38. If i had a gun with two bullets and i
was with hitler,bin laden and you
[insert your ex or your enemy's
name],i would shoot you twice.
39. battery about to die
40. Urgent calls only
41. Status under construction.No status
available
42. Life is short, chat fast..!!!
43. Life is too short to be updating status
44. Too busy to update a status. 0_o
45. formula for sucess.......under promise
and over deliver.......
46. since 1910
47. Life is too short. Dont waste it copying
my watsapp status....
48. I wish I had google in my mind and
antivirus in my heart.
49. Keep moving! Nothing new to read...
50. Don't be happy.I don't Really forgive
people,I just pretend like it's ok and
wait for my turn to destroy them.
51. Error: status unavailable
52. Waiting for wi-fi network.
53. Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich
sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k
liye only CANDYCRUSH he.
54. One person's LOL is another's WTF!
55. I don’t care what people think or say
about me, I was not born on this earth
to please everybody.
56. Not always available, try your luck ;)
57. Second chances are for loosers....either
we do it in first place or live it for
others.
58. Even romeo went from being "in a
relationship" to "it's complicated".
59. Sorry vegiterians we can't pretend
60. "Love is what makes you smile when
you're tired."
61. 'Women are cursed, and men are the
proof.'
62. ”We see all beautiful and colorful
things in dis world from our BLACK n
WHITE eyes!”
63. Love means exposing yourself to the
pain of being hurt by someone you
trust.
64. Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like
hell.
65. It only hurts when you love someone
and you know they don't love you
back.
66. Don't mind the weather, it's raining in
my heart tonight
67. I don't think we love each other in the
same way. And...I think keeping you
near me, would destroy me.
68. The shattering of a heart when being
broken is the loudest quiet ever.
69. LOVING MIGHT BE A MISTAKE, BUT
IT'S WORTHS MAKING.!
70. “Spiteful words can hurt your feelings
but silence breaks your heart.”
71. Our marriage is like a workshop. I
work and my wife shops.
72. If someone you love hurts you cry a
river, build a bridge, and get over it
73. Hey Zukerberge if you are still into
acquiring internet services that people
spend enormous time on ,may i
suggest IRCTC.
74. I have decided to leave my past
behind me ,so i owe you
money.....sorry but I've moved on.
75. I was not busy to be online... I had just
gave up on my life when I picked up
this girls phone and saw my contact
name as "Free Recharge"
76. If procastination was an olympic event
,I'd compete in it later.
77. Life is short talk fast
78. I started out with nothing and i still
have most of it:)
79. I took IQ test .....results were negative
80. I don't have dirty mind, I have Sexy
imagination.
81. You treated me like an option so i left
you like an choice
82. Your whatsapp status say's online
.....If your online then why aren't you
texting me
83. I am not questioning your honour. I
am denying its existence.
84. My attitude will always be based on
how you treat me.
85. Happiness is when "Last seen at"
changes to "online" and then to
"typing.."
86. I feel so miserable without you; it's
almost like having you here
87. I'm listening. It just takes me a minute
to process so much stupidity all at
once!!
88. Don't talk out loud, you lower the IQ
of the whole street'
89. You are the product of 4 billion years
of evolution, now fucking act like it.
90. I'll try being nicer if you start being
smarter.
91. I'd agree with you, but then we'd both
be wrong.
92. Dear Math, please grow up and solve
your own problems, I'm tired of
solving them for you.
93. I meditate for 20 min every morning
.....It helps reduce stress of being 20
min late for everything
94. Better the vaccum cleaner the beter it
sucks!!
95. Galileo:Great mind...Einstein:genius
mind...Newton:Extraordinary
mind....Bill gates:brilliant
mind.....ME:Never Mind.
96. “To hell with circumstances; I create
opportunities.” – Bruce Lee
97. The things you are Passionate about
are NOT random, they are your
Calling.
98. "Judge a man by his questions rather
than his answers." – Voltaire
99. Failure is always temporary, only
giving up makes it permanent.
100. whatever your thinking and feeling
today is creating your future.
101. “It's not the load that breaks you
down, it's the way you carry it.” ―
Lou Holtz
102. I became a specialist at comedic one-
liners.
103. “Motivation is what gets you started.
Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim
Ryun
104. "Excersize is like mouthwash, if you
can feel the burn it's working"
105. WISDOM is the gold refinement of life
106. 'Work until you don't have to
introduce yourself '
107. "To shine like the sun, you need to
burn like one."
108. I did lots of stupid things on social
networking sites but atleast i never
commented "Cute pic dear "on girls
profile picture
109. A bus station is where a bus stops. A
train station is where a train stops. On
my desk, I have a work station..
110. I've been too fucking busy and vice
versa
111. Life is too short. Dont waste it
removing pendrive safely.
112. I wish i could trade my heart for
another liver .....so that i can drink
more and care less
113. Intelligence is like underwear. It's
important that you have it but there's
no need to show it off.
114. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving
mode.
115. Coins Always Make Sound But The
Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?
that's why i'm always Calm & Silent
116. Stop checking my status ! Go Get A
Life :P
117. A rolling stone gathers no moss… But
if I stop the stone then it still takes a
long time for the moss to grow.
118. I enjoy when people show Attitude to
me because it shows that they need an
Attitude to impress me!
119. Everything that kills me makes me feel
aliv
120. I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited
Edition :P
121. "Please don't get confused between my
personality & my attitude.My
personality is who I am & my attitude
depends on who you are!"
122. When you feel insulted I'm just
describing you.
123. Xcuse me..I found something under
my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude.
124. Love is that state of mind when a
karan johar film becomes bearable
125. im cool but global warming made me
hot
126. When i am good i am best , when i am
bad i am worst.
127. Without me its just awso.
128. Sometimes i just wish i' could fast
forward the time to see if in the end
it's all worth it
129. I asked God for a bike, but I know
God doesn’t work that way. So I stole
a bike and asked for forgiveness.
130. I thought I wanted a career, turns out
I just wanted paychecks.
131. 100,000 sperms and i was the fastest;)
132. I like to always carry two sacks
around. That way, if someone asks me
to lend them a hand, I can say, "Sorry,
got these sacks".
133. "You know you're in love when you
can't fall asleep because reality is
finally better than your dreams."
134. You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic
ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
135. "Nothing takes the taste out of peanut
butter quite like unrequited love”
136. love is when you feel totally complete
137. If I know what love is, it is because of
you!!
138. “You can be Han Solo. And I’ll be
Boba Fett. I’ll cross the sky for you."
139. I love the passion between us
140. All you need is Love
141. Love is letting go of fear
142. There is always some madness in love.
But there is also always some reason
in madness
143. I don't like cocaine, i just like the way
it smells;)
144. I haven't slept for 10 days, because
that would be too long.
145. Just about the time when you think
you can make ends meet, somebody
moves the ends.
146. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila,
floor.
147. It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of
something stupid to say and then don’t
say it.
148. Dear Mario.....I Wasted My Childhood
Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now,
you help me to save mine.
149. think about it ..every time we look
back at ourselves five years ago we
think we were an idiot.
150. apni to bass ek hi zeed he.... sar pe
Taaj... Sath me koi Khasss aur is
kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!
151. We are all part of the ultimate statistic
– ten out of ten die.
152. I Loved A Girl and She Broke my
heart..... Now every piece of my heart
love DifferenT Girlz.... People called it
flirt Thats Not fair...
153. Life was much easier when Apple and
Blackberry were just fruits.
154. Early morning cheerfulness can be
extremely obnoxious.

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